Miscellaneous: Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls...

By yourmom - 16/06/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 510

You deserved it 4 748

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By Gasman - 15/07/2017 15:30 - New Zealand

Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 510

You deserved it 3 149

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 12/10/2022 02:00

Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truckstop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud, that I wet myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 871

You deserved it 125

By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 730

You deserved it 5 122

Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 937

You deserved it 8 085

Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 406

You deserved it 8 095

By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 334

You deserved it 3 222

UTI

By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 07:01 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 510

You deserved it 1 069

By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 681

You deserved it 306

By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 124

You deserved it 4 978

Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 962

You deserved it 223

Avenging_Angel 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:12

There are too many holes in this FML: 1. you left the door wide open in a public restroom?! 2. The lady did not feel the warmness and squishiness of your body when she sat down?? 3. You didn't say "******* get off me, bitch?!?" You are just retarded.

r0ji 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:03

Wow that's pretty extreme.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:12

FaiIedAtLife 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 21:12

1 she's an idiot 2 locks are broken and 3 he was hyperventilating

azhein 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 7:48

I have been in stalls that don't even have doors and I think op is a girl

rachilio 26

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:24

lol

fnool 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:12

Yeah, that, uh, didn't happen, did it?

whatmarielsaid 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:13

are you ******** me? wow. YDI for not speaking up the second she opened the door.

jessioner 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:44

thats a pretty good pun there..lol

MusicMan7187 3

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:16

Yeah wow, this is so definitely fake

KO2 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:13

I agree Don't believe it

AUT_student 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:18

Yep, just one more YDI from me for all the above reasons....and how can it be 335 FYL to 32 YDI??? Has no-one got any common sense??

senseisuncommon 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:43

sense is uncommon, but i can see it being "fyl", if the locks were broken,the op is either alseep or paranoid of asses, and stupid.

xo_emily_xo 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:18

this is SOOOOOOO fake. haven't you ever heard of a lock dumbass? and nobody is THAT stupid to not look at the toilet before you pee. no one "backs into" toilets. next time you make an FML make it real, or AT LEAST more realISTIC!

skyttlz 32

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:44

I always look at the toilet to make sure he seats down

Rooney101 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:18

WTF?

Peroxide 3

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:21

bahahahah who the **** walks into a toilet backwards, unless she's so fat she can't turn around in the stall in which case im surprised your still alive did she at least make a beeping sound while reversing?

MechaMew2 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:10

#18 ftw

Heelix 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:24

i agree only way this would be believable is that the woman is obese.

Raceta 5

Friday 19 June 2009 5:46

I don't think I know ANYONE who is too fat to turn around in the stall! I always look at the seat first coz I have to check, the seat is down but lid is up, there is no poo/wee on the seat and that there is loo roll! but... maybe thats just me :P