Miscellaneous: Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls...

By yourmom - 16/06/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

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By Gasman - 15/07/2017 15:30 - New Zealand

Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 12/10/2022 02:00

Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truckstop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud, that I wet myself. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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UTI

By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 07:01 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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Avenging_Angel 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:12

There are too many holes in this FML: 1. you left the door wide open in a public restroom?! 2. The lady did not feel the warmness and squishiness of your body when she sat down?? 3. You didn't say "******* get off me, bitch?!?" You are just retarded.

r0ji 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:03

Wow that's pretty extreme.

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laughs_a_lot 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:37

haha, i dunno if i wanna believe this since..eh.. well uve got ur reasons. who the hell walks into a stall backwards? ..why didnt she feel you?! thats effin hilarious. you shouldve talked. you cant be that shocked to not say "AHHH!! wtf lady?!" seriously. hahah i still said fyl, but damn..

qwertyuiopz 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:07

this is retarded

Irefusetosay 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 6:02

Um and you didn't say get the hell off me because?

qwerty123456789 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:24

If this is real, and she was that urgent, she probably had explosive diarrhea. That's nauseating.

Potzx 0

Monday 22 June 2009 7:49

Grosssss

kelseysara94 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:56

yeah. this is definently fake. either that or your retarded and didnt close the stall door.

Arancaytar 0

Monday 6 July 2009 0:24

Could have been worse - could have been a mixed-sex bathroom.

Christmas_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:19

Maybe you shoulda went "Ahem, this is occupied"

REDCRAYON 0

Friday 10 July 2009 8:55

what the **** man!? u houlda started humping.. lol

joshua70448 0

Friday 10 July 2009 19:43

I take it you missed the part where the submitter's a woman, hmm?

somethingawesome 9

Friday 17 July 2009 5:25

this is so funny. And uh, you must have firm thighs or something because i dont know how she would not know you're there. You also should have pushed her off. If you ever see her again (i know this is probably fake), you should sit on her and see how she likes it, unless she does, which would be CREEPY.