Miscellaneous: Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I...

By coleslaw - 03/02/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2014 02:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

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By el_Jeffe_D - 11/09/2016 16:05 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML

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By erockinthesuburb - 16/10/2013 00:38 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By errrmkl46 - 02/12/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

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Both ends

By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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By Eyefreshener - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML

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By Hugh_Jankles - 08/01/2010 18:48 - United States

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

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By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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Tension

By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

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Friday 3 February 2012 12:01

Now you know why they never said thank you!!

cumatmebro 0

Friday 3 February 2012 12:01

Technology. iI's getting quite polite these days.

Comments

hullaballoogrrrl 4

Friday 3 February 2012 17:15

...She must have been in the bathroom for a pretty long time.

leahhmariee 3

Friday 3 February 2012 18:07

Atleast you were one of the few people out there trying to be polite (:

sadeyes18 1

Friday 3 February 2012 18:39

Haha happened to me once

Lord_Nord 4

Friday 3 February 2012 18:59

That's pretty funny op xD

iluvdachiefs 1

Friday 3 February 2012 19:17

u must have been in there a while... :)

Vertas 10

Friday 3 February 2012 20:14

those are at minimum 5 minute intervals. Hope you feel better after that lol

Epichearts 2

Friday 3 February 2012 21:13

Why is there so many YDI'S? So the op is actually polite unlike the rest of you bitches?

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 3 February 2012 21:18

Why do people still say that anyway? Does anyone really still believe that evil demons are entering the sneezer's nostrils and it's doing them a favor to bless them? YDI for perpetuating a stupid and useless tradition. It's best to say absolutely nothing. We don't need your blessings Your Holiness.