By Teeny - 09/03/2010 21:13 - United States

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Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0

You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.

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mymoosecapades 0

Yup! I hate Craigslist! Same damn thing happened to me!! Damn Craigslist and their hookers!!!

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opalquean 0

Hey, not to say it's at all acceptable for guys to cheat, but lets not jump right to calling women hookers, okay? Just because a woman wants sex without a relationship doesn't mean she's immoral. The people you are referring to as hookers probably had no desire to cause anyone any pain by enabling a cheater. There may be specific women who don't care and act badly by sleeping with men in committed relationships, but lets not generalize about Craigslist "hookers." Focus the anger on the real jerks here, namely the guys who cheat.

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bibobobonnor 8

#243 she didn't say the women wanted to cause her pain so don't you make assumptions when something wasn't said

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bibobobonnor 8

#243 never mind that comment was on another comment

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okieraider71 4

Notice how FML posts have completely turned into a beauty contest, based on profile pics? I kind of have a long face, big ears, multiple-racial colors and big nostrils. But you ought to see my eyes up close (especially when you give me carrots).

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Monikabug 9

@228, in any given contest, I would gladly forfeit to you. I can not possibly win against those ears. :)

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itz_towelie 6

i don't see your picture for some reason, but im getting the feeling you might be a rabbit?

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DogmaT_fml 4

hey what if he was trying to set his son up? lol

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CharlotteRx 4

I guess those women aren't so discrete after all

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penpal33 7

Nice Advice Snicks ... Good to see you are Adapting :-)

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cbx_fml 0

I have a feeling this one is related to : http://www.fmylife.com/love/8954955

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sterrizzill 0

ydi for not keeping your man happy in bed. He's probay really stressed out over having to provide for a whole family now and if you're not putting out that just makes it worse. last I checked blow jobs were widely enjoyed by all men as a substitute for sex and no matter how pregnant you are they still work the same way. I got two kids myself these are very stressful times for both soon to be mom AND dad.

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