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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By sucker - 07/09/2019 17:01 - United States - Duluth

Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML

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By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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Classic switcheroo

By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 11:01

Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML

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By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By Unclicked - 01/08/2009 11:58 - Singapore

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

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Friday 20 June 2014 10:05

Why did you just sit there?!

RBntM 10

Friday 20 June 2014 10:08

Please tell me you broke up with him?

Comments

ladoom 23

Friday 20 June 2014 11:41

Hanging up would have been silly! This way she knows how he is and can plot her revenge, or just leave him depending on the type of person OP is

gracehi 31

Friday 20 June 2014 11:47

Plot twist: OP isn't his girlfriend. She's his delusional friend, and he set up a date with his girlfriend.

love_me_electric 20

Saturday 21 June 2014 5:08

This is exactly what I was thinking. No one is stupid enough to cheat right in front of their girlfriend.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Saturday 21 June 2014 5:25

Yes they are. The dumbest guy I've ever dated actually flirted with the waitress right in front of me, then took her number when she handed it to him. Then he had the nerve to whine because his foot hurt where I'd smashed it with my high heel. We'd been dating for a few months, too, but fortunately not any after that! :)

mooman36 15

Friday 20 June 2014 12:00

When you say date do you mean a romantic one? Or was it just a meeting of a couple of friends? Irrelevant if she is a girl or not, if they are friends when there is no problem here. If it is romantic then dump him and fyl. If it is platonic then you nee to stop moaning that he has other women in his life other than you and ydi.

MLardinos 14

Friday 20 June 2014 20:35

I agree with you but I have to add that if he has cheated before then that is the only except able reason to get all mad like OP is.

mooman36 15

Saturday 21 June 2014 10:14

@#93 Of course you are correct, there obviously is more to this than we are seeing. For all we know they are in an open relationship but she doesn't appreciate him making dates infront of her. Or as you suggest he has a history of cheating, very good point.

Rebles 15

Friday 20 June 2014 12:01

He is definatly a keeper, he can multitaks, and is highly regarded, socially. Really anything you could want. Don't let that diamond slip our of your grasp.