Money: Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when...

By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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By richgirl - 25/02/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

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Just the tip

By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML

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By ismerf19 - 22/12/2010 00:05

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML

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By Misunderstood Waitress - 06/11/2012 22:37 - United States

Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

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Tipped off

By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 23:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML

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By aw-wtf - 11/08/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By scribbler8 - 14/10/2011 09:35 - Canada

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

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Tipping point

By BagBoy - 13/11/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, I was taking out a customer's groceries when he offered me a $5 tip. I told him I couldn't accept, since it's against store policy, but thanked him anyway. He called me an asshole just as my boss was walking to his car, who then yelled at me for it. FML

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Monday 6 April 2009 23:18

That was stupid. Plenty of people pay tips with cash instead, myself included.

suadelaaa 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:18

I hope he threw the money in your face. Ha, no I don't. I hope he gave the money to your co-worker.

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gummibehrs 4

Wednesday 26 August 2009 5:47

This literally made me feel sad for that customer. He was being nice, and you were being a dick.

bcorbs 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:37

I hope he didn't give u the money

JakobKain 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 18:43

I hate it when people think customers are obligated to tip waiters...

bwillb 1

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:35

hahaha.... If I were that customer... stand there holding the cash until you reach for it, and then put it in my pocket and walk out.

Lakus 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 4:23

No one is obligated to tip you moron. It's not our fault that you're a failure who is working at a minimum wage job.

Recusant 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 10:22

Here's a tip: "Anybody who makes a customer feel uncomfortable shouldn't be tipped... You're fired! [sic]" -Matt, General Manager

kile88 2

Friday 6 November 2009 0:30

I wouldn't tip you either

mrzero 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:50

hahahahah man u suck. don't judge ppl

schoolsucksballs 0

Friday 12 March 2010 11:34

what did he end up doing?

joehmak 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 9:37

noob shit

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