By calamityjosie - 18/09/2009 17:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting for a delivery between 9am-8pm. At 7:30 pm, I finally decided to have a 3 minute (desperately needed) shower. During which time the delivery man came. I ran down the street in a towel that barely covered me. He was driving away looking at me in the mirror laughing. FML
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calamityjosie 0

Yeah, fair enough, OR 1). If I didn't run after the parcel it would have been sent back to the depot (in Bristol!) And would have gone back to America after 1day there! I would have had to pay extortionate posting for it to come back again! 2). Was being picked up at 8 - so yes I absolutely did have to have a shower! 3). If you'd been waiting all day getting restless would you not panic, given that you wouldn't expect out of a 13 hour slot - the parcel comes during the three minute shower you need?! And yes, it is my own stupidity - that's why it's funny, that I clearly have absolutely no common sense...hence the FML! To be honest I'd join FML too if all I had time to do with my day was leave criticisms on other people's jokes. :)

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Sparkey 0

that really sucks, but couldn't you have waited those last 30 minutes too?

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allmidnighteyes 10

Don't they usually leave it in front of your door? Even if you need to sign for it, they'll usually leave one of those notes saying you need to go pick it up, or that they'll be back the next day to deliver it again.

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DrunkenValor 0

They lurk outside your house, spying on you, and when you move away from the front door they pounce with the 'Sorry we missed you!' slip. Happens to me all the time.

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ooohlife 0

Uhh, take a shower at 8am...problem solved. YDI for not planning ahead.

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ooohlife 0

YOU TOOK A SHOWER DURING THE TIME FRAME. YDI

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DynamicDave 11

YDI. You couldn't wait another half hour to tale a shower?

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ithedarkone 0

Lol what a butt hole. He should of stopped wait till you get a couple feet near the truck to get a better look at you. Then floor it! XD

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satanstoystore 0

cant wait? go get it yourself or stfu and wait.

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