Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple....

By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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You deserved it 3 514

By FuglyBetty - 24/02/2016 22:48 - Norway - Arendal

Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML

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By MCRxforever - 17/06/2010 22:56 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML

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You deserved it 3 635

By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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kagome_eb 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:12

aww don't listen to them! as long as you feel good with your body

holynemesis1208 3

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:31

you should have turned around can said "he would love you more if you looked like me".

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SympatheticLove 0

Monday 9 August 2010 17:50

Should have turned around and said, "Yeah he'd still love you. Probably love you a lot more if you were lucky enough to look like me."

Shyman4ever 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 0:07

YDI for taking that from a stupid bitch

yclept 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 7:56

Well that doesn't mean your ugly. She could have been asking if he loved her if she was beautiful.

KirstenLovesYou 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 3:23

Awhh. Whatdid he say?

princess_cyndi 0

Monday 31 January 2011 5:08

Bwwaaahahaha!!!! That does suck!!

usmcsupporter 0

Friday 18 February 2011 14:03

thats cold

Raddaya 3

Friday 29 April 2011 10:33

You should have answered, "**** you!"

poorfml 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 3:43

I've seen this one b4 anyone else?

krty402 7

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:22

BITE THE CURB

missbadluk 0

Monday 5 September 2011 22:09

wow..

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