Love: Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

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By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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Please don't!

By Alone - 28/12/2012 05:24 - United States

Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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Sabotage

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 17:00 - United States - Harlingen

Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By WTF? - 12/08/2013 04:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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sarawr 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:11

Random people will/have done things like that. I know a friend of mine did that once at a bar after a guy proposed (not nice, at all) to his girlfriend. Don't underestimate people's cruelty. =/

fnool 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:11

I feel shitty just reading this. Sounds awful whether it's true or not.

Comments

nodbor 11

Tuesday 14 July 2009 7:42

your ex-girlfriend hired her so she could breakup with you.

perfectgrl6971 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:31

That's hilarious!! ROFL!! but that's still very very sad!! Ima do that sometime:D ha ha ha.. well maybe it was a set up:(

TheOtherNewest1 6

Wednesday 15 July 2009 3:38

What a ******* ****. Did she not help you out when your g/f actually broke up with you?

jeanette23 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:57

WHAT MALL WAS THIS AT...?!!!!!!! seriously answer this

paigeey16 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 6:47

O HELL NO I WOULD BEAT THT BITCHES ASS THT SUX!

PenNameHere 0

Friday 7 August 2009 9:36

you should of asked the random girl something about you. name, age, etc.

Catn92 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:34

That really sucks but her a good guy for being faithful. :) and yes it is called trust, but some girls get really extremely worried and jealous and will believe anything. So she should have trusted you. But she was a girl soooo. Girls don't really think when it comes to boys. LOL and I'm a girl.

Catn92 0

Friday 7 August 2009 18:23

Your* sorry ^

Kofu 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:54

Damn. Honestly, man, if she dropped you that quick, it wouldn't have gotten any better even if you married her. I had a girlfriend like that a long time ago and, believe me, life is MUCH easier without that kind of needless stress.