Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing...

By disturbed - 17/03/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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By cman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

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By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

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purplehaze980 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:06

I think she could have been fined for this .... ewewwwwwwww .

jdub28 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:07

when you have to pee... you have to pee. why did you stare long enough to notice it was a horse sized pee?

Comments

fairies633 8

Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:31

ewwwwwwww

jac420 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:35

only in Pennsylvania haha I'm from here I should know

zuuzuu_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:43

@112 shut the **** up don't bring religion into this!!

GinandJenkem 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:00

I'll spread my cheeks on yo face.

iamborat99 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:12

sorry guys. I'll get snickerdoodles mom to STOP doing this in public . 

feverinurbeaver 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:17

she's not ugly, she's fugly

QueenDani 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:31

my brother saw tha same thing [somewhat] while looking out tha windows of a metro bus, it was our first bus ride, I wuz 6 and he wuz 10. I wasn't looking :)

gtridr 1

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:07

lol this reminds me of 1 awhile back about a guy furiously ********

Bro_Namath 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:47

You should have went and pissed along side her OP. Great icebreaker.

bella_coza 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:57

well try seeing something like that,I saw some young chick squatting in a dairy queen parking lot,a few feet away from my car. I had my son with me...horrifying experience.