Intimacy: Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped...

By Noname - 17/03/2009 10:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ohcrap - 02/06/2011 10:05 - United States

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

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Christmas shopping

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 20:00

Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML

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By notmydad. - 08/05/2010 10:07 - Philippines

Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By imaginationdarling - 13/05/2014 23:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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Classic move

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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dammn 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:02

HAHAHAHAHAHAH , smooth . did she slap you back ?

amirn86 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:03

How do you not realize that someone is alive LOL Ditto #1

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tigergirl72 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:27

how blind are you not to notice that something is alive?

fuckmylife13_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:23

today i was at macy's when some random guy slapped my ass thinking i was a mannequin. fml

Aquaslash 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:06

Well that must have been awkward. Chick must have looked some kind of phony! XD

idolmonkey 0

Monday 23 March 2009 8:14

Haha, that's happened to me before... except I was a little kid, and I only shook the "mannequin's" hand. But for you sucker, you're screwed.

ryuuga_kun 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:52

no doubts you deserved it..but on second thoughts.....why the hell would som1 do THAT with a mannequin at the first place ?_???????????????????

melodicrevision 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:58

Total bullshit

somepolishgirl 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 21:21

i dont know about all these freaks but i'd laugh at u!! xD

crazycookies97 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:33

what was she really pale, wasn't breathing, AND had plastic surgery?

slapper23 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 12:50

FROM FML FAQ. "in a few sentences, users can tell everyone the shitty moment which ruined their day." It does not say anywhere to make up stupid shit that is not even real... Is it not a little wierd how out of all the FML's and thousands of comments the original poster never comments to answer any questions or try back up storey.. Hmmm smells fishy