By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 469
You deserved it 38

Comments

Dude, I have just registered in FML to comment this. I just ROTFLOLed! AWESOME! :D

Why does everyone on FML assume that every single drug has the same effects, and that those effects are dissociation with reality? They don't. Coke is a stimulant. It makes you energetic and talkative and euphoric. It doesn't make you think halloween costumes are real.

noidea_fml 3

lol the fml is great.. but your username is better :)

jw90 18

I think that neighbor has been playing too much Nazi zombies on call of duty 5, huh?

greenltrn2003 0

I only clicked to view the comments and read thru every one cause I thought id see a bunch of COD5 jokes...there arent enough gamers/nerds in the world :-(

Your neighbor probably thought you were a crackhead and he was trying to rob you.

Baselisk 0

means your costume is awesome.. take it as a compliment, by the way: what's with a halloween party now?

It's a Halloween-themed birthday party, not a Halloween party. I had the same reaction and had to double take. :)