By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
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Ohnothingreally 0

I hope you tackled him yelling "DRUGGIE!!!!!" after wards on purpose.

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veronique19 0

In Seattle recently a group of kids dressed like zombies got shot and killed by someone who thought they were real :(

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koalaguy 0

Dude, I probably would've done it too, **** an apocalypse man. I mean I'd be fine because I pay l4d and read Max Brooks but I just don't wanna lose the Internet.

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jovus22 0

Be glad you're coke-addicted neighbor doesn't remember the "head-shot" rule!

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zedolor 0

wow, that neighbor is a moron for at least 3 reasons: 1) being a coke addict. 2) thinking zombies exist. 3) thinking hand-to-hand combat with a zombie is a winning tactic.

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poeticpunk77 0

Agreed. Clearly he has not seen any zombie movies.

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nataliex3 0

have you even read it? it happens to be an amazing book even thought the actors and directors don't portray the characters correctly. (excluding Taylor Lautner and the wolf pack)

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Teecuppit3a 0

If you're talking about the Twilight books, you are mistaken. They're trash. Poorly written, sad excuses for books. And yes, I have read them. Every single one. However, I respect your right to read and support whatever you choose.

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iKaite 0

Agreed, has he not seen that in all zombie movies, once must grab a shotgun and blow the ******* away?

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cheergurlxx2 0

i love the little girls hairstyle btw fml. you shouldve been like WTF?! and then call the police xD

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xxemoxqueenxx 0

At least he didn't try to shoot you or stab you.

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myfriend_youfail 3

Haha. Methinks he's been playing a little too much Left 4 Dead. Or...not enough....because if he actually knew anything about zombies, he'd know that getting within reach of their teeth is a VERY BAD IDEA. You should have bitten him. xD

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Serafie 0

Absolutely ******* brilliant illustration.

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