Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught...

By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By fsfs - 17/08/2013 16:27 - Germany - Kiel

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By void bowels() { cry(); } - 26/11/2014 20:45 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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Scaredy cat

By amazinghermit - 25/11/2014 04:21 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I spent an hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. FML

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Brain fart

By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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Caught

By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:47 - United States - Apollo

Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML

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By Eyesore - 16/04/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

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Stay indoors, it's safer at the moment

By iamScaredyCat - 03/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was texting while walking up the stairs to my porch. When I looked up, I saw someone standing behind the porch door, and was so scared that I fell backwards down the stairs. Turns out, it was just my reflection. FML

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Sgrocks 5

Friday 25 November 2011 0:51

Fyl for having a creepy ghost or sumthin in ur house. Good luck and hope it was just ur imagination...

freakinglaugher 10

Friday 25 November 2011 1:10

Well shoot, I'd thought you didn't see me. Your house is very nice.

Comments

lukybasturd 0

Friday 25 November 2011 16:43

Toby?

saints72 0

Friday 25 November 2011 16:46

That's some paranormal activity shit.

AbiBabi 0

Friday 25 November 2011 16:56

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE...

skyeyez9 24

Friday 25 November 2011 17:09

My daughter used to tell me an old lady came.into her room sometimes to try and talk to her. I brushes it off as her dreaming until one night I went to tuck her in bed and I saw it. It.was an old lady with NO eyes. Just empty black.eye.sockets, white dress, long sleeves, and ruffled collar. It disappeared within 2 seconds.

nickbucci1252 0

Friday 25 November 2011 17:20

That's spooky

nickbucci1252 0

Friday 25 November 2011 17:14

So instead of calling the police or something you found it better to write an FML wow

KaanTech 0

Friday 25 November 2011 17:25

Option 1: close your eyes Option 2: scream like hell Option 3: scream again but this time run away Option 4: scream(war cry) again once more but this time run TO the person you see with your fists and try to be the first one who strikes Option 5: say hi and invite that person for tee

kyo611537 0

Friday 25 November 2011 17:33

I just came to say "HELLO" xD

bluntbeak 6

Friday 25 November 2011 17:36

Who ya gonna call!?

cupcakedoom 3

Friday 25 November 2011 18:08

Shadow people.

KL123 8

Friday 25 November 2011 19:01

i hear that your brain makes you see ghosts in dark places. plus if it was dark you were probably getting out of bed for a drink or something and you were tired. but i would still stay at a friends house for a nite or 2 to be safe