Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught...

By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By fsfs - 17/08/2013 16:27 - Germany - Kiel

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By void bowels() { cry(); } - 26/11/2014 20:45 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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Scaredy cat

By amazinghermit - 25/11/2014 04:21 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I spent an hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. FML

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Brain fart

By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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Caught

By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:47 - United States - Apollo

Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML

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By Eyesore - 16/04/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

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Stay indoors, it's safer at the moment

By iamScaredyCat - 03/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was texting while walking up the stairs to my porch. When I looked up, I saw someone standing behind the porch door, and was so scared that I fell backwards down the stairs. Turns out, it was just my reflection. FML

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Sgrocks 5

Friday 25 November 2011 0:51

Fyl for having a creepy ghost or sumthin in ur house. Good luck and hope it was just ur imagination...

freakinglaugher 10

Friday 25 November 2011 1:10

Well shoot, I'd thought you didn't see me. Your house is very nice.

Comments

alyg55 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 3:19

Oh I'm so sorry ..... I know how you feel. Just ask it to go away or tell it you're not afraid and they usually go away. If it doesn't leave you alone move the hell out its just gonna terrorize your life.

MaryPoppins88 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 3:34

**** ghost!!

mitchmoore33 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:34

Call Ghostbusters!

mitchmoore33 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:36

Move out or call Ghostbusters!

razelnuts 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:32

I just wanted to have sex.

dansco 24

Monday 28 November 2011 3:37

Scared of your shadow genius? lol

ZeroIce 12

Monday 28 November 2011 6:12

welcome to the club

Pebbles1290 8

Monday 28 November 2011 6:37

You saw him in the dark but it was clear as day? Dark day?

IPoopedOnU 12

Monday 28 November 2011 15:59

I would piss myself. Also I can see spirits and the first time I saw one was I was going to bed and I felt my hair be pushed behind my ear. I opened my eyes and saw an old lady, I later described the woman to my mom. She pulled out a picture and I pointed out the woman. It was my grandma that died before I was born... Fun Fun!