Love: Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our...

By denied - 26/03/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 14:36 - United States

Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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By WastedTime - 07/08/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML

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By Bella - 26/10/2018 03:00

Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML

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Crossed purposes

By knee2tak - 14/03/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By Unreality - 26/01/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

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puffingdragons 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:55

Sounds like something off a nickelodeon/Disney T.V. Show. And if its true, I've always wondered how guys ask out a girl they supposedly like and are embarrassed to be seen with them in public.

ohreally123 0

Friday 27 March 2009 10:13

He's probably just shy and doesn't want everyone to know just yet. I mean, he was walking down the hall with you, so it's not like he's uncomfortable with being around you in public.

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Aish_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 17:21

#28 That's awful... And I've had this happen with a guy before. Turns out he didn't want people to know that we were dating was because we were both of a different race and everyone we worked with thought I was weird because I speak a different language. I believe his exact words were, "I think you're beautiful, but don't let anyone know I'm dating you." But it's your FML, not mine. Sorry! And yeah what a dick! I would dump him now, or believe me it won't evd pretty....

JackieWasHere 0

Friday 27 March 2009 17:42

dump him.

agentasuka 0

Friday 27 March 2009 17:45

Ok...the question is, is he embarrassed ppl will tease him for dating you, or does he just not feel comfortable with PDAs?? I doubt the second one. if you have any dignity you wouldn't take this crap.

fearless113 0

Friday 27 March 2009 18:27

dump his ass

_bummer_ 0

Friday 27 March 2009 18:48

#4's comment was the best. sometimes people just don't wanna make things public right away in case it doesn't work out for some reason. it is pretty obnoxious when everyone's like "OH MY GOD! YOU GUYS BROKE UP?!!?!?!" it's like when couples don't put it on facebook that they're dating, it's not cause they're ashamed of each other or anything it's just a pain in the ass to have to deal with everyone asking about it if it doesn't work. If he keeps this up later in the relationship though, break up with him, eventually he's gonna have to admit to the world he's seeing you.

kellster 2

Friday 27 March 2009 19:15

Uh, new boyfriend, and make sure everyone in the world knew you were dating!

frozen_heart 0

Friday 27 March 2009 19:16

thats pretty ****** up..and IMO if you don't want to advertise your relationship because you "don't want to deal with crap from people" it kinda means you're not ready for a real relationship. it's all part of the package. sure makes it easier when he goes to dump you though...which is the real reason why some people don't want to advertise it. OP...dump his shallow ass

piderman13 0

Friday 27 March 2009 19:40

ok wait a week. if he is still sketchy on PDA and letting the world know then dump him. otherwise he just wants to make sure the relationship is worth the risk.