By FailMan - 17/01/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
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elfknight 0

The correct answer is either "Yes." Or "No, you're not built like a 12 yo boy."

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iloveyoulosers 0

F YOUR life? You probably made your girlfriend cry.

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sux2beyou 0

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bridgette5866 0

Honesty is not always the best policy. A white lie never hurt anyone.

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obamathellama 0

A relationship with lies is without trust. Without trust, you can't have real love.

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xsydbabyx 0

Ohhh snap! Now that's a FAIL sir! - S.

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nonstopsand 0

this is gold, GOLD! how many times do you hear a women answer the eternal question, what do you look for in a guy? answer: he must be honest! stupid stupid brauds always asking shit they don't want honest answers to. why would you set yourself up for a fail like that? i once took my now ex to the mall. typical, she couldn't find a thing that she liked that fit. i accidentally pointed out a plus sized store (i didn't know it was plus size). i got the nastiest look from her. fail? no sir, you are a winner!

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VolleyballSMASH 1

wow, and I thought op was a dick. please do not reproduce sir, god knows there are enough jerks like you in the world.

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kaprookie 3

Actually volleyball #20 has an incredibly valid point and he's not a jerk he's actually really smart and OP sorry man but next time turn on the filter between your brain and your mouth.

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24788 6

HAHA, it's ok just no sex for ages now.

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karmabound 7

damn. is that all you can say? that she was fat? maybe she is actually interesting and is not just seen as something to **** like most of the girls in today's society. I can't even believe someone could say that. It's people like you that just make me want to bitch slap someone. There is more to people than just their looks..goddamn...not all of us are fake barbie dolls. Some girls actually have something to offer besides our bodies. You need a new mindset my friend.

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