Intimacy: Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 14:19 - Australia - Applecross

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

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By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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By RowerBud - 02/07/2021 02:01 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML

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By AlexaSt2611 - 25/08/2010 00:08 - Paraguay

Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML

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Cute but… TMI

By heytherexo - 05/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

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By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 14:30

Today, I was so disgusted by my own body, I took a shower in the dark so I wouldn't have to look at myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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Monday 23 November 2015 19:32

This is the breast story I've ever heard.

thecitizen 15

Monday 23 November 2015 19:26

Become a model ;)

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bahamit 18

Monday 23 November 2015 23:03

*Homer Simpson Voice* [infront of mirror squishing boobs together] "Lady" "Man" "Lady" "Man" "Laaaaaaaady"

xpsychocatladyx 15

Monday 23 November 2015 23:09

rock them breasts man

mariri9206 32

Monday 23 November 2015 23:42

Some of these comments are gold.

andrmac 25

Tuesday 24 November 2015 0:03

Well it's breaster than the brother and the breast cancer poster.

wolf12king 12

Tuesday 24 November 2015 0:06

At first I'm like the kool aid guy ohh yeah ohh yeah then I got to the I'm a guy part. OHHH HELL NAH!

tigerman65 6

Tuesday 24 November 2015 0:39

I will.never get this image out of my brain. Thanks for the mammary.

vintageart1994 16

Tuesday 24 November 2015 0:41

If you can turn yourself on then it's a win win lol

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 24 November 2015 0:56

Man boobs or not it will probably turn any man on seeing that

jrkill99 3

Tuesday 24 November 2015 2:32

That was the plot twist of the century

kirbsyeahbabe 8

Tuesday 24 November 2015 3:39

Kinda went in another direction there for a minute.

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Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

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Today, we’re both 19 and on our third date I tried to get intimate with him. He asked what I was doing. Turns out his bible-thumping mom censored his entire life, such as zero internet access, and homeschooled him to make sure he never, ever learned about sex. He’s 19 and truly has no idea. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

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Today, I found out that my crush had a girlfriend. The way I found it out? He hugged me from behind, calling her name and saying darling, etc. When I turned around in shock, he quickly backed away and said, "Sorry , I thought you were someone else." FML

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