Today, the phone rang, and while hurrying to answer it I fell down the stairs and broke both my legs. Due to my injuries, I turned to drugs and alcohol which caused me to lose my job. My water and electricity were turned off which meant I was unable to bathe and my friends no longer wanted to hang out with me because of my extreme B.O. I was eventually evicted from my apartment because I could not pay the rent. I wandered the streets for months before being taken to a mental hospital because I had gone insane. I was forced to escape from the hospital because they hardly fed me. Ever since then I have been working as a cheap ***** just barely making enough to support my crack habit. The phone call was a telemarketer. FML. by crackho (man) Is that enough of a travesty for you?

Haha, you are my new favorite person. I keep finding myself curious about what exactly they hope to find on this site. I thought the point was to post those things that just make you think to yourself "FML" I didn't know they had to actually **** your life. That would be a very unhappy website.

hard water has chemicals and stuff in it (not like deadly ones though :P) and hard water doesn't; or the other way 'round, i can't quite remember.

his definition of soft water is low water pressure. in chemistry terms, "hard water" is water that has divalent cations (Ca+2, Mg+2, etc) in solution in the water. the divalent charge prevents the soap from forming micelles, which are what form bubbles. soft water contains only monovalent cations (Na+, Li+, etc). So, hard water = no suds but like i said, the poster of this fml has low water pressure.