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By wastedbaby - 04/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 08:23 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

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Slippery slope

By ur_life_dus_suck - 21/01/2016 13:08 - United States - Wayne

Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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You deserved it 4 151

By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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It's just liquid fun

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 05:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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Late night customers are the worst

By viviham - 04/05/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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jellybelliez 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:33

that's not cool

ilm350 7

Monday 4 July 2011 8:35

mom to be+beer= FML user hah

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GuidoCheese 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:46

Maybe she's holding the beer for her husband! O_o Cross that out, it's hers. Her beer.

wolfsoul 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:47

well she couldn't drink with u in her, I bet she just couldn't wait to have that first sip after 9 long sober months xP

RainXD 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:49

that might explain a bit...

Capt_Oblivious 10

Monday 4 July 2011 8:49

Well there's your problem.

sup_bitch 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:49

****.man that sucks

YayFlameWarz 9

Monday 4 July 2011 8:52

Are you missing limbs, have OCD, or are mentally retarded? No? then buck up

RainXD 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:53

that might explain a bit...

RainXD 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:54

that might explain a bit...

BennyBear 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:55

maybe she just thought she was getting fat... for nine months.

CoffeeZ 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:55

Eh. It could be a hell of alot worse.

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Late night customers are the worst

Denial

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