Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her...

By THANKS4theINFO - 23/05/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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By CaoNiMa - 26/03/2009 15:42 - China

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

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Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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Sniper

By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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Watch your step

By the guy that didn't get his kiss - 25/06/2021 16:01

Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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metalmaiden 0

Monday 24 May 2010 9:08

So? Are you her brother?

Basballplaya16 4

Monday 24 May 2010 9:29

well that should teach you to say arkansas next time.

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padlarf 14

Monday 24 May 2010 11:59

Eurotrip!

alicianoar 7

Monday 24 May 2010 12:39

Yessss, that movie is epic :) "Here's an interesting fact: YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!" ahaha.

HaiToThePeoples 0

Monday 24 May 2010 13:13

Wow. This is a really stupid FML. If you wouldn't be so old fashioned about old and dumb ideas, then maybe you wouldn't have failed at life. This overused joke is old. Find a new state to pick on. >.> I live in Alabama, and that's really offensive, joke or not. It's stupid to stereotype things especially like that. And also, like someone else said, if you are one of those people who talk during movies(example: "Look at that dude's hair! It is really ugly!"; "And then Dumbledore dies!"; "I'm sorry but if I EVER glittered, I think I'd rot in the sun..."), then I wish for you to be hurt but not kiled. >.> So annoying. YDI.

Gerblat 0

Monday 24 May 2010 15:59

Do you want me to dial whine-one-one? Get you a waaambulance? Suck it up. Stereotypes are there for a reason. No one is saying YOU do anything. Learn to take a joke, seriously.