Intimacy: Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I... - FML

By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hitmutefirst - 03/02/2009 10:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Spicy

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

Spicy

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Spicy

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Spicy

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Spicy

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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MrBoredGuy 1

Monday 5 December 2011 2:12

Headphones, bro?

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 5 December 2011 2:17

Say it's pop music

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RandomPerson1379 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 5:00

Happened to my friend one time. Some friends of mine were hanging out with one of their friends and one of the friends was watching ****. My other friend asked if he was watching ****, he shook his head. My friend took the headphones of the friend's ipod and all that was heard was moaning and my friend was trying to turn the volume down and it wouldn't turn off.

cheerluv15 0

Friday 16 December 2011 19:58

**** addicts never get real girls.

amilleeee 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 8:06

Sucks to suck

SonicRaWrxx 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 1:09

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SebastianAddari 2

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:43

It's called waiting until your mom leaves to wank, bro.

Emperorerror 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:46

Lol use earbuds. You used speakers when your mom was in the house? Lmao.

glamourgigi2741 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:25

That's disgusting why would u even think of doing something like that ur so nasty

Makadog 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 7:32

*Bubba J voice* Thas' funnny, SHIT RIIGHT, THERE!!!!

mdbudrow 0

Friday 4 May 2012 0:05

How old r u though?

DracoHKXX2 5

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:57

And thus is why headphones exist

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