By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
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bizarre_ftw 21

Say it's pop music

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Shouldnt you lock the door when you watch ****? Plus i swear their was an fml pretty much exactly like this one.

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erne_e 6

There definitely was.

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1221jamw 11

Yeah I remember it too

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hedgehog80 0

Lots of people get caught watching ****, I know I have

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Llama_Face89 33

Well I should probably go hang myself now. There**

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uniongirl02 0

Maybe not everyone has a lock on their door...

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warsun 27

I do but you can pretty much use your finger as a key :/

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sucks2BEyouu 0

atleast she didn't catch you in the act and only heard the noise..

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cb1002630 11

either way she would most likely have known due to the state you would have been in when she walked in (pants down)

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FYLDeep 25

For your sake OP, I hope you were watching some traditional single-man with a single-woman doing missionary **** or something and not some goofy swirly fetish videos.

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RedPillSucks 31

He was watching "two men, one horse".

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FYLDeep 25

Is that the same thing as Mr. Hands? I'm sorta getting sick of people making up new names for old videos.

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bizarre_ftw 21

He was watching two and a half men

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Azninvasion217 0

That was child pornography though

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Azninvasion217 0

That was child pornography though

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perdix 29

I would imagine your raging boner also raised her suspicion. If your hard-on was not detectable, then FYL.

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bizarre_ftw 21

"I- Uh- I'm just, uh, happy to see you?" :)

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perdix 29

"No, ma, it's just a pickle in my pocket!"

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mimerino 9

Three cheers for the perks of female masturbation.

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kieron2013 19

hip-hip hooray hip-hip hooray hip-hip hooray.

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Jason199615 0

What ended up happening?

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upyourzlolz 11

What? Is ".ever heard of earphones" a new sort of file type?

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Jordan740 6

Just say someone was shot & is now screaming & sometimes yelling "**** Me" in spite of the pain

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110_percent 5

The Inbetweeners Movie `Ham` scene. Enough said.

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