Kids: Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter....

By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

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By NotAPrincess - 12/05/2015 16:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2013 17:51 - Finland

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

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By frozenpoo - 21/01/2015 02:05 - United States

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

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By HitbyIce - 07/02/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

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By anonynous - 27/06/2015 15:01 - United States - Charlotte

Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML

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Tuesday 26 August 2014 5:00

"Who sings that?" "The girl from Frozen!" "Yeahhh, let's keep it that way."

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 26 August 2014 5:04

I'm a cashier and saw a kid about 9 or 10 tell his dad "**** you" when he wouldn't give him a quarter for the quarter machine then stormed off...the sad part is, he got his quarter eventually. Don't be that type of parent OP, please

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trendkilla254 4

Wednesday 27 August 2014 0:50

Sing "Do you want to get a spanking"

KaylaTackett 18

Wednesday 27 August 2014 1:19

I hope you didn't let her get away with that.

nitsud82 14

Wednesday 27 August 2014 2:03

I'm sorry op, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

SEABASSr0130 11

Wednesday 27 August 2014 2:47

This just made me laugh so hard XD

AFaye3964 17

Wednesday 27 August 2014 3:39

And you just let it go? If thats was my daughter shed be punished! Kids shouldnt be swearing.

fridsten 5

Wednesday 27 August 2014 11:03

Of course they should! It's just words. Swearing is a wonderful way to add some colour to a language. My kids swear occasionally. They're very polite and have great manners, but they also have great vocabulary and swearing is a part of that. However, one thing I'm very meticulous about is that their swearing has to be creative. Just blurting out random curses doesn't add much. But the OP's daughter proved to be quite resourceful when she transformed a regular hushing sound with the rest of the sentence. Brilliant! I give her 10/10 for creativity!

Realhomesley 5

Wednesday 27 August 2014 5:02

sounds like a butt whoopin

LastFalseApology 9

Wednesday 27 August 2014 5:02

a slapping noise was heard briefly after the giggle

mikimouse_fml 10

Wednesday 27 August 2014 5:08

I certainly hope so !!

mikimouse_fml 10

Wednesday 27 August 2014 5:07

I am 44 and got spanked when I misbehaved. I got a slap or two across my face because of my language and attitude. I learned to behave and show respect. And I am a better person for it. My boys are 20 & 17. They got their butts spanked if they misbehaved. And I used vinegar if they were mouthy (just the handle of a spoon dipped in and touched to their tongues). Both my boys are polite and respectful to others !! I hope OP had enough sense to discipline in SOME way so the daughter knows that is NOT acceptable !!

RayvenWhite 12

Wednesday 27 August 2014 5:15

Pretty sure I'd be caught between slapping my child or laughing.....I understand those moments all too well. It's a shocker when those things come outta your kids mouths.

dark_angel4121 12

Wednesday 27 August 2014 5:37

Please tell me you grounded her. No child should EVER be allowed to talk to their parent like that. It's disrespectful and parents who allow their children to do that allow their child to be assholes later.