Love: Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on...

By doesntkissalot - 28/08/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML

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You deserved it 6 080

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:23 - United States - Lafayette Hill

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By I wish it was gum - 23/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied, "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML

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You deserved it 683

By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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You deserved it 2 606

By Tootsy_Roll_Pop - 23/05/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

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You deserved it 23 276

By cjk004 - 15/02/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 759

You deserved it 6 623

By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 963

You deserved it 40 870

By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 3 264

By Rollymouth - 02/09/2010 01:26 - France

Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML

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You deserved it 8 440

luigisf 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 23:24

10-that is right about...a *****. you're too young.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 23:25

only 19997 minutes to go(:

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SOLDamerican 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 1:23

i just saw tht

StayGoldForever 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 1:39

I spent about 3 days kissing my whole life. Sophomore at Highschool=p

ivegotanarb 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 13:35

you wish

womblebat 2

Sunday 29 August 2010 1:45

don't worry OP, you've your whole life to go yet :)

Kgirl2cute 6

Sunday 29 August 2010 1:46

I've never been kissed - OP wins! but seriously.. that's in your LIFETIME, idiot.

dwbb96 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 2:21

Comment Moderated.

EmilyIsLHAO 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 2:21

"I'm only 6 and I have spent over 50000 minutes kissing and I've had 35 boyfriends AND had sex!!!" said the future generations.

evfreak_fml 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 3:38

I hope not.

myyprincessxo 4

Sunday 29 August 2010 4:57

grossss.

thecoolio505 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 2:36

that means that one spends 333 hours kissing, which is 13.875 days which is rounded up to 2 weeks. what you saw on tv is complete bullshit. dw I've spent like 1 minute kissing (but I'm only 13 lol)

serenader 2

Sunday 29 August 2010 2:40

I'm only at 11,873 minutes kissing but I'm almost dead...better get busy. And I've spent 2189 minutes keeping track of the first #. It ain't easy staying on top of this stuff if you have a life, but I'm trying.