By doesntkissalot - 28/08/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML
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luigisf 0

10-that is right about...a *****. you're too young.

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iluvsoftball 0

thts better thn me I've never been kissed....

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evfreak_fml 0

Quit bitching I've spent less than a minute. You're very ungrateful.

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ninjasaurous 0

I've spent about 5 minutes kissing. Two of them kissing some kind of poster with Trey Songz. And I'm 15. 10 is a slluuutttt

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hawty12345 0

I've spent around 7 to 8 hours and I'm 12...there's more anyway.

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Pro_Nothing 9

Maybe just sex, but they've never kissed a lot during sex or any other time. lol, a total of 10 hours sex and 3 mins kissing

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Mapholisto 7

I've probably spent around ten seconds. It would have stayed at zero had I not been taken by surprise the few times I've been kissed. Personally, I'd rather keep kisses special, and do so with only someone I'm really serious with. You shouldn't aim to reach this so-called "average."

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