Love: Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on...

By doesntkissalot - 28/08/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:23 - United States - Lafayette Hill

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By I wish it was gum - 23/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied, "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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By Tootsy_Roll_Pop - 23/05/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

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By cjk004 - 15/02/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Rollymouth - 02/09/2010 01:26 - France

Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML

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luigisf 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 23:24

10-that is right about...a *****. you're too young.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 23:25

only 19997 minutes to go(:

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lilkilla13 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 5:00

I have spent a whole 3 seconds kissing so chill op I'm 14 and no one at my school is hot If they were then that's a different story

hawty12345 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 5:08

I never said I was proud I was just telling that other girl that I have done that and in her face because it seems like she is proud. trust me I regret that! and I never would let a pervert guy take advantage of me.

happy_dino 6

Thursday 9 September 2010 3:27

You don't look 12 tho... ?

hawty12345 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 5:24

who the heck wuld b proud of that at 12 anyway?

unctarheel529 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 5:26

34 you need to re do your math that's only like 13 days

Emily_who_else 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 5:32

who are all these people that count the minutes they spend kissing? thats odd. i have never been like kiss me.... and time! yes that rounds me out to 11 hours of kissin' ..... this week. lol

Breeneefml12 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 5:37

number 10 you are a disgrace to 14 year olds and people like you need to go **** themselves

MaddenFann 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 5:50

i love how half the people onthis are NOT telling the truth at all. the people that say they have had days and days of kissing are the people that havnt kissed anyone before.. not saying its bad not to kiss anyone an tell u find the right person ..