Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if...

By Benji - 20/05/2009 19:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By mumblingdope - 25/05/2016 08:52 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML

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By Bruce - 02/02/2012 03:11 - United States

Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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Thanks, lady

By Anonymous - 12/10/2017 23:15

Today, I made a cup of coffee for a lovely old lady on the dementia ward. She asked for quite a lot of sugar in her drink, but I didn't question it. The moment I gave her the coffee, she threw it all over me. While scalding my skin, it also stuck to me. FML

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Butter fingers

By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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For science

By Rach - 26/10/2023 04:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML

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By holyshart - 05/06/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

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By Rach - 08/06/2010 14:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML

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By disheshateme - 18/11/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, it was my turn to do the suite's dishes. I was in the process of drying my roommate's coffee mug when the handle suddenly snapped off and the sharp edge left on the mug scraped down my arm. I now have a 3-inch long gash in my arm. I was attacked by a cheap coffee mug. FML

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Thursday 21 May 2009 2:09

its not like youll need to be using it, if you still live with your mom

Peanu_theGreat 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:08

... You were naked?

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nissanman_fml 16

Friday 22 May 2009 3:22

For ***** sake people, HE WASNT NAKED

dankadank 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:54

omg... he wasnt naked you guys... zomg ftw wtf lmao rofl bbyo man all yall shut the hell up this kid was butt ass naked and all yall dumbasses sayin he was wearin boxers....why would he wear boxers and drink blazin ass hot coffee and not xpect to burn hid dick

dankadank 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:57

smyburntd

dew_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 5:44

The OP wqs drinking coffee a drink that is mostly drunk in the morning, yes theres a chance he sleeps naked, but living eith his mom i wouldnt bet on it. So mabye he was sitting watching tv in boxers or something like that when coffee (which like water) seeps through the cloth and burns him.

kbot 0

Friday 22 May 2009 9:00

YDI for being naked with your mom, you sick ****. If you were in fact wearing boxers and not bumping uglies with your mom, then I must ask you this, was she in her underwear, and what style/color was it?

hongkongfong 0

Friday 22 May 2009 15:04

anyone care to mention how his mom has wicked aim? mars bar into a coffee cup!

superkid 0

Friday 22 May 2009 16:26

nice shot mommy ;) sucks to be you tho! :P lol #4 total BURN ;)

softpinkdaisies 0

Friday 22 May 2009 18:55

your boxers dont cover all your legs! some of his leg would be exposed and depending on how much coffee he spilt depends on how much of an area it would cover, also I refuse to believe 155 always drinks coffee (or other hot drink) in a full fireproof outfit (or whatever he deems suitable to protect his skin). He was obviously wearing boxers, and i'd like to see you catch a mars bar flung at you without spilling a full cup of coffee when you're half asleep. Also he doesn't say he was actually drinking it he just says 'i was watching tv WITH a cup of coffee' so it could actually still be scalding hot and therefore burn him through his boxers.