By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 16:11 - United States - Olathe

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML
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luvbughug 5

You can find someone attractive without being attracted to them. You may recognize your cousin is good looking doesn't mean you wanna jump his bones!

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xlord 27

Apparently we are all cousins by about 100 generations.... So might want to check how far down the line he is...

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RogueWarrior869 23

I know how you feel, OP. I had a small crush on a television actor and that deflated as soon as I noticed he looked like a relative. And guys, knock it off with redneck jokes for a little bit, would ya? Born and raised in the South, I can assure you we are not all banjo playing, moon shine drinking, cousin humping hicks. Our food is delicious, though.

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OceanBlueSea 12

Well said 77. Well said.

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ryanbeast 7

How does it not surprise me that you're from Kansas?

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noisebox 1

Yeah whats wrong with interbreeding ? Hillbillies do it all the time...

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Sandman578737 0

Southern people *sharks head condisendingly*

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zfchatroulette 24

How the **** do you shark your head?

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fallenangel72 7

So what? I have some really hot cousins. Haha. They're just people. And no, I'm not from Alabama.

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