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By nickern - 08/02/2012 00:13 - Australia

Today, I was willing to sit behind a truck doing 10km/h just to hear an interview with Robbie Williams on the radio. FML

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By LifeLikeLemons - 14/11/2016 23:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML

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By Mcwifi - 21/04/2016 17:58 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, traffic was so bad that I was able to connect to the WiFi of a nearby McDonald's and successfully listen to a 30-minute podcast. FML

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By LasagnaRawks - 14/10/2009 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

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By Dave B - 25/11/2011 06:59 - Reserved

Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML

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By oops - 14/08/2014 21:54 - United States

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

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By lukey101 - 17/05/2023 12:00

Today, the song “Highway to Hell” played on the radio while I was driving on the highway to work, which accurately predicted how the rest of my day would pan out. FML

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By unemployed - 31/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I drove two and a half hours to a job interview. The interviewer never showed up or called. I sat in the hotel lobby waiting for an hour and a half. Even the hotel staff said they felt sorry for me. FML

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By dontworrybehappy - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

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yahoowizard 16

Wednesday 8 February 2012 9:08

Please don't let me be the only one who doesn't know who Robbie Williams is

gntfmlingnow 12

Wednesday 8 February 2012 11:52

I thought he was referring to Robin Williams at first

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islander03 5

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:29

who? ....

sikmunkee 9

Wednesday 8 February 2012 13:05

thats a lot of dedication

poprocksss73 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 13:56

YDI Robbie Williams SUCKS

Chad_the_Brony 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 14:00

Robbie Williams sucks. Why bother?

yourlifesfucked 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 19:00

Cool pic. I love Gene Wilder.

kansah 25

Wednesday 8 February 2012 14:34

****** aussies.

SeedlessMe 13

Wednesday 8 February 2012 14:47

Yeah, okay I had no idea who this guy was either. I just put his name into youtube & was instantly horrified by the results. What kind of mindless people actually like that crap? I don't understand how he draws that big of a crowd, that's very sad.

Raesin 21

Wednesday 8 February 2012 15:25

People are mindless if their music tastes are different to yours? Ok then...

Xianthos 2

Wednesday 8 February 2012 14:49

Before Yanks start complaining how Robbie Williams sucks, think that you got Justin Bieber .... which is in my oppinion 1000-times worse and yet he attracts huge crowd!

yoshiyakiryu 20

Wednesday 8 February 2012 15:43

I think Robbie Williams is quite bad, but he's a far sight better than Justin Bieber.

jaredofmo 22

Wednesday 8 February 2012 15:50

I have an Aussie friend who loathes Robbie Williams.

Skellig 2

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:11

Now now, let's not be elitist. They're entirely equal in their dreadfulness. Also, Williams is Australian, Bieber is Canadian.... Clearly the dominions need a stern talking to.

heelsanonymous 1

Wednesday 8 February 2012 20:46

Lol Robbie Williams is British not Australian

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Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

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Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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