Health: Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious...

By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By 1nfected - 26/08/2009 17:07 - Canada

Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

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By NocturnalFox - 25/08/2015 19:46 - Czech Republic - Plzen

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML

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Monday 22 August 2011 12:01

Is this the same guy from a few weeks back who had a pimple fetish? If not, they should totally hang out.

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 22 August 2011 12:01

Awww he is trying to make you feel better to bad he sucks at it.

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kcTheGreatOne 2

Monday 22 August 2011 18:57

why do I have the feeling OP is about 14

bubo_fml 10

Monday 22 August 2011 19:35

Squeeze it & fire the puss in his face!

bubo_fml 10

Monday 22 August 2011 19:40

Also, be glad he didn't try to convince U that "semen is good for your complexion." Once, I heard some girl ask that question in a call in sex talk show & fell out of my chair from laughing so much!

OceanBananas 2

Monday 22 August 2011 20:45

Salt in general is good for your skin and zits you big derp.

AmyMarie55 0

Monday 22 August 2011 20:42

Lol. My boyfriend rubs my back only to feel if I have any black heads he can squeeze out! And the bigger the better to him!! So no worries! Acne goes away! :)

sydneyaval 9

Monday 22 August 2011 20:56

He wa just trying to make you feel better......

Jordyn345 4

Monday 22 August 2011 21:18

How is this an fml?! I wish i had an awesome looking pimple! All of mine look gross

dontfeedthetroll_fml 2

Monday 22 August 2011 22:04

how the **** is this a fml? OP has got a comforting boyfriend, must suck to be you.

oniyuri 4

Monday 22 August 2011 22:15

Wow, what a sweetheart! Sounds like you have a nice guy there. :3

n_epic_fail 14

Monday 22 August 2011 22:22

he said "A bullet wound." and an Awesome one at that. no worries one bullet wound is manageable

Playful1985 9

Monday 22 August 2011 22:35

That's another example of why you don't tell men/boys your flaws or personal insecurities. They usually don't notice most of them and they blunder when trying to make the situation better.