Miscellaneous: Today, I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert. As I...

By McChunky =( - 09/03/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert. As I had my chocolate cake in hand, I grabbed an extra slice of cheesecake for my mom because I knew she would like a slice. Upon returning to my table, a couple walking behind me commented, "See, that's why Americans are so obese." FML

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By fuck - 21/08/2015 18:22 - United States - Somerville

Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML

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By Fatlady43 - 19/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

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Care and sympathy

By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 12:01 - United States

Today, after taking vacation time to visit her, my mom told me she was glad I was leaving so she could get back to her diet. I'm prediabetic and have been trying to manage the condition. She ordered dessert at every meal and was the only one in the family who did. FML

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Magic!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2023 15:00 - Ireland

Today, we had a family gathering at my mom's house. I offered to bring dessert, and I was very proud of my homemade cheesecake. As I set it on the table, my uncle decided to do a magic trick with it and make it disappear onto the floor. FML

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All you can eat buffet of shit

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML

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By jace17 - 24/08/2010 08:34 - United States

Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because I need to "watch my weight." FML

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By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML

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By outsmartedbykids - 28/05/2014 16:28 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

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Cake is everything

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 01:08 - Australia - South Yarra

Today, at my maternal grandmother’s wake, I decided I deserved a piece of cake as it had been a hard day. I was serving myself a slice when my paternal grandma caught my eye from across the room, making a “fat face” at me. She called out, loudly, “You don’t need it Pudgy.” FML

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Complaint

By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 20:07 - United States

Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and said that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered, "Fat girl problems." FML

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santinacantina 0

Monday 9 March 2009 20:00

&that's when you should have turned and said, "Actually, this cheesecake is for my mom, and American's are so obese because of restaraunts like this one and you are helping them stay open by eating here. Ever think about that?" and then just walked away. Some people, I swear.

Tucatz 0

Monday 9 March 2009 20:28

"And nosy ignorant loudmouths like you are why the rest of the world hates Americans."

Comments

Jameshaich 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 18:02

For F**k sake, im sick of all you little bitches complaining about be called fat, there are thousands of things worse than that, that cannot be fixed. So , GTFO the internet, GTFO your house and do some jogging! and stop bitching

Mathildz21 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 22:17

I bet that you and your mother are both really obese!

Person000 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 6:41

mean but true ya dumb bitch

breenarae25 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 8:40

and his ( or her ) username is , Mr. Chunky

Jimmyx24 3

Friday 17 December 2010 6:49

Wow, I bet they were British. British people suck. They think all Americans are fat, but we're not and we'd win a war against them anytime

mk2903 6

Thursday 10 February 2011 13:37

hahaha

alyssaxoxomichel 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 1:54

you should have told her that it was for you mom instead of letting them walkk all over you

EriccaLuv 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 21:51

I agree...Americans can be fat and yes, a lot of them are but people from other countries don't have to bash on all of us Americans because SOME people make bad eating choices.