By nosexlife - 12/09/2009 15:31 - United States

Today, I was with my seven year old daughter purchasing my husband a present for his birthday in a few weeks. At the register, in the very long line, I asked her where we could hide his present so he wouldn't find it, she responded loudly with "Hide it in your room! He never goes in there!" FML
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Lancerman7449 0

this fml makes no sense. its not like anyone in the store knew what she was talkin about.

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shmoop 0

i honestly don't understand what this is talking about and why it's an FML...

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iFruit 0

TheHeroOfTime #10, you need to stop commenting on fmls because no one likes you or your stupid comments. The fml never said anything about cheating, and there was nothing to give us the ideas that OP is a **** or that the OP's husband is a good father. You reeeaaaalllllllllyyy need help, HeroOfTheTime.

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plexico 3

Some parents won't have sex if their kids are in the house and awake, so the kid would never know when Dad visited Mom. Of course, the visits could be so short, quiet and infrequent that the kid won't ever find out about them accidentally, either.

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YDIBITCHES 0

Exactly what I said thank you.plexico plexico plexico

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plexico 3

It's actually different. You mentioned a couple where their schedules only allow them to have sex while their kids are asleep. I'm talking about couples who refrain from sex until their kids go to sleep. And if they are mistaken about the kid being asleep, well, that's the kid's FML.

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JohnyJackhammer 0

Intercourse is an essential part of a healthy relationship. How you managed to go that far with a poor sex life is baffling. You're clearly upset with your sexual relationship with your husband (I am inferring this due to the FML and the user name you chose), and this is natural, as there is an innate mechanism within us that pulls very strongly for us to engage in sex. This same structure could potentially lead to a very bad ending to the relationship between you and your husband if one of you seeks sex elsewhere, which is bound to happen due to our natural instincts. You need to sit down and half a talk with your man and lay this out for him, unless you don't care for the marriage, in which case it'd probably better for the 3 of you if you divorced and separated, but still responsibly raised your child, both still a positive presence in her life. Good luck

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DameGreyWulf 0

It's not bound to happen. My parents have no sex life, but neither of them have sought it elsewhere. They're most definitely not happy though, that much I will give you. Marriages should certainly have a healthy sex life...

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JohnyJackhammer 0

I guess we agree to disagree. The only case that MIGHT make a difference (I say this with little to no confidence) is if one partner is unable to have sex (e.g. Paralysis from the waste down, AIDS, etc.) and the other plays the role of care-taker for their loved one. Otherwise, while I don't wish it upon any family....I'm quite confident you'll see. People underestimate the power of human nature, of our inherent NEEDS. Yes sex is a NEED, as without it, our species would cease to exist.

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cat83 0

YDI for not sharing a bed with your husband. Get some counseling or end it.

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Intoxicunt 5

You guys, it never said she doesn't share a bed or room with her husband. It's a possibility, but I took it differently. "Your room" could refer to more than one person's room, as in, the more proper version of "y'all's room". It could just mean that he tries to avoid being in there with her much and sleeps on the couch or whatever. It could have been a hyperbole for him not being in there a normal amount.

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FerrariCake 2

You should be an official "FML Nonsensical Post Analysis Expert", to explain posts like this one to everyone.

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anonacs 0

This is your fault you dumb bitch, if you dont like it fix the marriage or get a divorce. Its not an FML if the OP has complete control.

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FerrariCake 2

This story is confusing. The girl thinks your husband never visits "your room"? Uhhh... how is this an FML?

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vonnie44 0

i find it interesting that everyone failed to notice that the girls comment could quite possibly be referring to the fact that 'daddy' never goes to her (mums) room because he's always in her (daughters) room. i understand the concept is unlikely and also horrifying, but at the same time a valid point... although hardly appropriate for an FML. just putting it out there

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PaigeCPony 0

You're entitled to your sick-minded opinion but please try not to be so smug about it. Seriously, not going into mom's room=diddling the daughter? No one "failed to notice" anything; that's an extremely far-fetched idea (by no means "quite possible") and nothing in the FML indicates that's the case. The username "nosexlife" implies exactly what everyone else understood the FML to mean. I also don't get how you could say your idea is both "quite possible" and "unlikely". You're confused.

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vonnie44 0

smug? i don't see how that could of come off smug. but i think YOU may be confused about the definitions of possible and probable. sexual molestation between a parent and child is possible, thats why we are able to identify it, "unlikely" is referring to the probability of it actually being said case. just because you're ignorant to the idea that something like this could happen doesn't make it any less real, i don't mean to be rude but its people like you who unknowingly help sex offenders by denying to accept that it's out there, and yes i'm sure you're wondering how that "helps" them but figure it out on your own because i can't be bothered explaining that to you. and people weren't meant to think the same, just because i'm able to comprehend all aspects of life (and yes sex offenders are part of life, as much as i wish they weren't) doesn't make me "sick-minded" it makes me pragmatic

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chronicwanker 4

perhaps you are not giving him enough of the poontang hmm?

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