By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 216
You deserved it 2 615

Same thing different taste

Comments

Omega_Mus 7

Aw...how sweet. To end suffering with more suffering. Makes perfect sense to me.

jaredjudd21 2

I think your mom is getting a little squirrelly.

UsEumYong 4

She picked up a dying squirrel...and brought it inside...and not only did she not stop there, she stuffed it in the toilet and went away to grab your clothes and come back to finish the job...

Jchicas 0

Wow your mom's bat shit crazy! Who does that? You better watch out you could be next.

YDI so much. A squirrel died very painfully and slowly but all you care about is that a few of your clothes got ruined. You are a heartless bitch OP.

OP was obviously not mad just about the clothes, they were mad at the whole scenario.

#111 OP did state that their mother was un-sucsessful in killing the squirrel so they focused on the next biggest matter on hand. maybe OP had to go somewhere important like on a business trip or a meeting for her job? her mother is the one to blame for 1, being stupid enough to end the suffering through a more slow, painful way that wouldn't make any sense what-so-ever, and 2, bringing the squirrel inside in the first place.

Shindib 2

They both cared about the squirrel (my mother and sister) but my sister was mostly just very very confused at first... my mom was very upset and crying and all my sister could see was a bunch of clothes in the toilet bowl with a half empty laundry basket sitting next to it.. when the squirrel finally died (drowned or just died from the stress of almost drowning... don't know which... YES ITS HORRIBLE I KNOW BUT MY MOTHER DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE STUFF LIKE THIS LOL) my sister leaned over the bowl and quietly said to my mom "Are.. those my clothes?" And my mom was still upset and crying and she said yes and then I guess the entire episode finally registered in my sisters mind and she realized how crazy, sad, and hilarious this story was and so she immediately took a picture (you see everything but the dead squirrel) and began telling everybody about my mom's moment of insanity lol

MerrikBarbarian 9

If she can't handle killing an animal humanely she should call someone who can instead of torturing it. :/ I used to call my neighbor til I learned to do it right myself. I live on a farm and assorted wee furry things end up mangled by farm equipment. I gas them when I can and crush the brain stem or decapitate if I'm somewhere gassing isn't possible. It's not rocket science.

Next time, tell her to just put the head between the bowl and seat and then sit on it.

blair_x 12

I'm sure being elbow-deep into toilet bowl water is neither appealing to the squirrel or your mother. Drowning does not equate to a much more preferable death, in my opinion. I'd take being injured any day before it came to that.

Its called a knife,gun or a clean, neck snap.

What did the squirrel do to her? o.o poor squirrely! How was it hurt? ......she went nuts huh..