Kids: Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I...

By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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By mintypoison - 14/11/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

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He doesn't even go here!

By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2024 22:00 - Hong Kong - Kowloon

Today, I started recording my piano exam pieces to submit, and I was proud at my interpretation that I spent time trying to make it sound good. That was until my tutor walked in and said I had "shit rhythm and ass intonation." My mom was there. FML

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By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Voice of an angel

By awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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Pure evil

By PiaNO - 10/11/2009 21:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML

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By krystal - 27/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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Stahp!

By Michael - 14/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Kearny

Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML

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becky_becks 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:13

And why weren't you down there to enjoy this lovely recital?

I_Hate_Cars 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:15

Ok here's what you do: fall down the stairs, and pretend like you just woke up from a dream. Then comment on how bad the (insert random sport's team) was playing in your dream, while looking surprised at why everyone is staring at you.

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Neenertastic 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:03

You'll make a great piano teacher one day. Did you go down there afterwards and slap the kid's hands off the keys because they didn't "curve their fingers properly"? Oh wait, that happened to me...

kellster 2

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:13

You're a complete bitch. Why would you say something like that to anyone? And how is it that the rest of your family knew about this little recital and you didn't? Did they assume that you wouldn't a) be interested in dragging your sorry ass out of bed for it, b) that you would be a jerk to your little cousin, or c) that you were too selfish to consider any other option but these? You might want to revisit some things here.

redwingscupquest 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:18

you would talk like that to your mom? asshole.

housemd1120 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:35

YDi for talking like that to your mom. Maybe you should go downstairs and check to se who's playing before you scream insults

crescendo518 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:39

why don't you get down there and play in front of your whole family. i bet the 5 year old is ten times better than you will ever be!

RadeonDerp 24

Tuesday 16 April 2013 22:41

You don't have to be Mozart to say someone playing the piano sucks, just like you don't have to be a famous chef to say a certain food doesn't taste nice.

kmj84 3

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:40

# 9 that is so stupid. op you are a bitch. you can't talk to your mom like that. who do you think you ar?. you don't run shit in your moms house. if you want to be able to sleep and have quiet, move out and get your own place. if your not old enough to move out you need to shut up because you are just a child. you need to have a little respect.