Miscellaneous: Today, I was working as a waitress at this pub. It was dead....

By Kitty - 01/06/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I was working as a waitress at this pub. It was dead. After 4 hours I had only made 5$ in tips. A friendly couple came in and complimented EVERYTHING down to the freshness of the lemons in their tea. The bill came to $50. They left me a $5 gift card to starbucks. I don't drink coffee. FML

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By 2broke4ajoke - 29/11/2018 13:30

Today, after starting my new career as a server, two women were kind enough to leave a $5 tip… while still owing $6.84 on their bill. FML

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By lolowills - 14/11/2016 03:20

Today, I was complimented by my guests about the great of service I was giving them. They then left me a $2 tip on a $50 tab. FML

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By tired waitress - 25/04/2016 23:05 - United States

Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML

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Just the tip

By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML

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By brerj09 - 28/04/2014 13:35 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, at work, I served a group of three teens. Their tab was $75 and they tipped me nothing. They wrote a thank you on a piece of receipt paper, put it in a glass of water and used a coaster to turn the glass of water upside down on the table, spilling water everywhere. They also stole my pen. FML

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Do it then

By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 01:59 - United States

Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer spilled her drink all over the counter. After I cleaned up her spill and remade the drink (for free), she exclaimed, "Thanks! I should really tip you!" Then she turned around, walked directly past the tip jar, and left the store. FML

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By Misunderstood Waitress - 06/11/2012 22:37 - United States

Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

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By Hopper - 03/12/2017 23:00 - United States

Today, I was the only carhop at work for the last 2 hours. In that time, I waited on about 50 cars. I make server pay so I depend on tips, but none of them tipped me even a penny. I averaged under $3 an hour tonight. FML

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By Nick - 14/07/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, while I was working as a waitress, I had to wait on a table of 13 people. I was struggling through it and when they finally left I went by the table to pick up my tip. Instead of a money I got a napkin saying "Here's your tip, don't be a waitress." FML

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By barista - 05/12/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, a customer tried to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee with a gift card, but he came up a dollar short. He let another customer through while he fumbled in his pocket for money. I later noticed a dollar had disappeared from my tip jar. FML

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Kitola 2

Monday 1 June 2009 23:54

Well, there's tea and pastries there, too, yanno. I always get a Chai when I go there. No reason to be completely thankless.

imkendra 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:52

Ooh, burn! I was tipped with toothbrushes once. Hey cool, number 1 =D

Comments

streetsoccer135 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:13

Then start drinking coffee!!!

procrastination_ 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:13

yikes that's no fun. i used to never go to starbucks, then i discovered chai latte's. they're not the best at starbucks, but they're decent.

boston62 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:13

Sux 4 u!

Dfizzylover13 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:18

Well at least the complimented ur service and ya that sucks sorry

heyyouthere 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:22

You could always get a smoothie

irawk 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:35

I take em if I were u

onigiriqueen 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:37

Well, you sound like quite the ungrateful bitch.

bordemstirs 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:40

oh no! Some one liked your food? you poor thing you must feel horrible someone gave you a gift card.... you really felt the need to post this?

floridafuturekid 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:50

Time for a new job?

brigid_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:54

wow, people are being really mean! i don't think anyone but a fellow server could understand this... Waiters/waitresses are paid below minimum wage. Tips are expected to be part of your salary. Every once in a while, you'll get a 'verbal tipper,' like the people mentioned here. Verbal tippers are extremely complimentary, and seem to be really sweet people. however, they apparantly think that their kindness is a substitute for money, and that they don't have to leave a decent (or any, for that matter) tip because they were so 'nice.'