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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 4 423

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 853

You deserved it 2 298

Sad and lonely

By yikes78 - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 803

You deserved it 10 512

By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 475

You deserved it 52 332

My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 076

You deserved it 218

Gone in a flash

By Lana - 20/07/2010 12:43 - Austria

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 870

You deserved it 43 620

By cammy123 - 08/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 587

You deserved it 47 220

Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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You deserved it 5 005

Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 347

You deserved it 47 115

Snap!

By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 286

You deserved it 3 218

By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 451

You deserved it 45 805

money_thind 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 9:30

grandma went naughty

sportyserfer903 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 9:39

target ladies gone wild! woohoo!!

Comments

yokiedinosaur 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 8:47

funny story but not really FML-level. if that's the worst thing that happened to you today, consider yourself lucky!

iamf___d 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 10:44

today at 5:43 am after my ex gf called me worthless I read this post and was jealous that she saw titty FML

Your_Shadow 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:13

I don't blame her for not knowing, but she really should've gone in a dressing room or something.

VA_Killer 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:34

You should've told her to not show you her stuff.

bananafone97214 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:26

wait are u male or female????

nodbor 11

Wednesday 11 March 2009 11:46

next time turn your head

DisturbedDriver 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 10:39

I've heard of "Naughty Girls of Home Depot"... But I have YET to hear of "Naughty Girls of Target"

jwsaggin18 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:51

Haha grandma's gone wild

eat_it 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:08

Oh Whatever.

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:10

Lol @ 35's joke because his name is "mclovin" And to #49 I think it could go both ways, most people use scarred though, you could be scared of more grandma boobs popping out at you. You never know with these crazy FML people ;) I would also be scared next time an elderly women needed help with finding a bra!