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By cantstoplaughing - 06/10/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

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By whoops! - 20/02/2022 06:01

Today, I was doing a family genealogy project. I accidentally discovered that my grandfather couldn't possibly be my mom’s biological father. When I started asking questions, my mom flipped shit, confronted her mom, and the whole mess came out. Now everyone is pissed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML

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By thatisnotcool45 - 09/12/2011 05:22 - Canada

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

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By avocadopurse - 09/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML

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By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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Keeping it in the family!

By Franklin - 01/02/2018 05:00 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, we got the results of our family's ancestry DNA tests. My father isn't related to me, but my grandfather is still my grandfather. Apparently grandma cheated on grandpa to get 'dad', and my mother cheated on 'dad' with my 'uncle' to get me. FML

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By charlieg9 - 30/08/2013 12:33 - United States - East Meadow

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

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A sand castle

By Roasted Marshmallows - 07/11/2019 03:30

Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML

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By Jonnyboo - 29/08/2009 12:13 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML

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Wednesday 6 October 2010 12:17

I hope you're not going to blame your best friend for it, darling. As shocking as the news is, it's in the past.

hichbg_fml 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 12:41

The question is : were they also best friends?

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beefcakeog 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 11:02

yes very lol nice

dsrkness 3

Friday 15 October 2010 15:24

who cares, it's not like your friend had anything to do with it, it is just strange

FML_Indefinitely 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 21:55

I'm sure he just did it to spite you while you were researching your geneaology.

PredyJessica 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:18

all i can think of is AND????????

blahblahduncare 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 3:05

FYL? FHL. :/

Technocidal 0

Friday 28 January 2011 14:48

Seen it before. this is a repost

Zyorin 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:27

Nothing is more pleasurable than gettin even. Well.. that and pancakes! :D

WeooBeans 14

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:17

That's the most ironic thing ever! How funny!

tigerarmychic 3

Saturday 30 April 2011 12:39

*whispers in ur ear* revenge.... do it

imneverhigh8p 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:18

ah how history repeats itself. be on the look out

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