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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Idle_Twin - 17/05/2015 17:53 - United States - Miami

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML

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Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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By caswell 1 - 28/02/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By wowimdumb - 30/01/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML

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Don't do this

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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Get out

By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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empire_block 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 12:55

it's not how much you lift, but how well you lift it.

Doortje 29

Saturday 25 December 2010 13:01

Ah well, stud or stupid, what's the difference? Just two letters and you looking like an ass :)

Comments

sk8erd 15

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:33

well dont try to lift something too heavy for you or you'll FAIL and now youve learned...BTW what a bitch just left you when you could've choked -_-

Malasinus 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 19:15

10kg wouldn't have been impressive even if you had lifted it.

caitlynrathof 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 0:17

FAIL

channyboo 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 4:19

YDI for trying to use your physical appearance to impress someone instead of your personality.

Jibron 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 13:03

haha you derseve it!!

liyah0618 0

Monday 27 December 2010 5:16

Haha you shouldn't have done that. Now look at what you got. I bet your hurting physically and emotionally

deideimuffins 0

Monday 27 December 2010 8:41

hahaha fail

phorcep 0

Monday 27 December 2010 14:06

And that's what you get for being a douchebag trying to show off. it's too bad you didn't slip a disc and paralyze yourself.

notsofriendly 17

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:13

fyi it's way more attractive if you're sweet and smile and open a door for me than if you lift a huge weight. let's face it, unless we're in some apocalypse situation, you being able to lift 200 pounds really doesn't do much for me