By sandra - 20/09/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 728
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Same thing different taste

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That's rescue work for you. Good on you anyway.

dickster 0

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Don't grip it could have thrown up on you not just what little got on your face from it's tail.

nadia716 3

Awe OP :[ But puppies are cute and you did a good thing. So at least it's still worth it?

lickmyjock 0

I will probably get shredded for this, but this is exactly why I hate dogs and stay as far away from the repulsive creatures as possible. They crap, pee and vomit wherever they happen to be, and then eat it all up since to a dog crap, pee and vomit are yummy treats and then want to lick your face. My BFF's dog is a poop eater, proud and true. He will kill you to get at a turd, his own or another animal's, wolf it down like it's candy, then rush up to you and try to lick your face. Her whole family is sick all the time and it's easy for me to see why. It's ecoli from the feces her dog scarfs down, then licks on their faces. He is constantly re-infecting them. Dog licks are not "kisses." A dog licks your face because he is a pig about food and is hoping to find a crumb stuck to you that he can devour. Dog owners think their dogs are cute and wonderful and can't imagine why you aren't thrilled to bits with their dog humping your leg, biting your ankle, scaring your child, stealing your food or taking a leak on your carpet when they bring them, uninvited, to your home. Dogs are gross, plain and simple. That does not even include the expense of feeding the pigs, their health care, stupid dog toys, training (if that even works) and replacing and repairing the mountain of things they destroy in your home with their chewing, slobbering, peeing, pooing and vomiting. No thank you. Anyone who voluntarily goes within 500 paces of one of those filthy, repulsive creatures gets exactly what they deserve and no sympathy from me.

damn man I bet it's better to be around the puppies than ur sorry ass

At least I won't eat my own feces and lick your face with it!

Independantlove 0

ya know.... lol this is a WESITE. ya know? on the INTERNET! soooo chill mkay? yeah kthnx bai! ;D I volunteer for 5 hours at an animals shelter almost every night, dogs are not dumb. they pick up training fast and know what's poo and who's a bad owner. you happen to be both ;D soooo relax, breathe, and stop freaking out hehe

I hope you never want children, and dogs are only like that if not trained. You have a lot to learn if what you know about them is only from your friends dog.

F the puppies life for having his tail covered in vomit. What kind of horrible living conditions do you keep them in? YDI

OP clearly stated that the dog had gotten car sick, which obviously means the dog got sick IN THE CAR, then rolled around in it because that's what dogs do. The living conditions had nothing to do with the dog getting vomit on its tail. That was self-inflicted while the dog was in the vehicle. Most dogs do not like to vomit/pee/poop in their living space, which is why caged dogs consume whatever comes out of their bodies. Since the dog doesn't live in the car, he doesn't give a hoot if he fouls it, sees no need to eat his vomit, and it becomes the equivalent of Play Doh for him. The OP has no control over this other than getting involved with the filthy critters in the first place.

Nowhere in the FML does it say the puppy got car sick! It just says he had a vomit covered tail. So the OP didn't CLEARLY say anything!

Read the second sentence of the OP and note the phrase, "I realized he had gotten car sick." Hence, it is clear as a bell not only that the dog was car sick, but also that your reading comprehension needs work.

Actually, I read and write above average. You're the one who needs to work on it.

Exactly why do I need to work on my literacy? You are the one who did not absorb the phrase "I realized he had gotten car sick" then got mad at me because I pointed it out to you. FYI, I have a bachelor's degree in English, a master's degree in English from Princeton and am an award winning professional writer so if I were to work on my reading and writing as you suggest, it would only be to obtain a PhD. The point, which you have lost sight of, is that the dog's living conditions are not germane to the dog vomiting in a moving vehicle, so by logical extention the OP cannot absorb the blame for the vomiting other than by virture of having placed the dog in the moving vehicle. The OP may be a complete moron for all I know, but I would venture to guess the OP would have noticed a dog covered in vomit as it was being loaded into the car. Thus, the dog must have vomited in the car, not beforehand. This would have been plain even without the OP's statement, "I realized he had gotten car sick" which into itself suggested the OP's belief that the vomiting occured en route.

yummycupcakegirl 0