Miscellaneous: Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair.... - FML

By anonymous - 23/12/2014 11:28 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By moreliketurdmart - 03/06/2013 16:48 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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STOP!

By lamelifeguard - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Morrison

Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML

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By sarah - 06/06/2020 20:00

Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 01:45 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

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Calibur64 13

Tuesday 23 December 2014 18:17

I guess you could call him hot wheels! I'm sorry.....

DrMario_ 16

Tuesday 23 December 2014 18:10

Did you get his number? :D

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TonyTalkingClock 11

Tuesday 23 December 2014 19:51

Sunglasses: How to stare without being caught.

HighasaCloud 46

Sunday 4 January 2015 20:04

Why the assumption that this event happened outside at daytime?

Eleora 19

Tuesday 23 December 2014 19:56

Did you at least get the chance to explain yourself, after being yelled at? Lol

vikky538 28

Tuesday 23 December 2014 20:04

staring is creepy...if you like a guy..go talk to him..before you get yelled over...

val_is_lame97 12

Tuesday 23 December 2014 20:12

Did you say hi?

pastel_fml 18

Tuesday 23 December 2014 20:21

If he wasn't the one who yelled at you, hopefully you approached him and chatted for a bit?

niksatter96 20

Tuesday 23 December 2014 20:29

This type of crap would happen to me if it was a girl I swear just don't take it hard because people think it's "creepy" if you look at them for even a second.

demonfacee 14

Tuesday 23 December 2014 20:47

That sucks. Don't make it too obvious you're staring next time.

mrmcleod 29

Tuesday 23 December 2014 21:45

Yeah next time cut some eye holes out of a newspaper.

karma_kicks_back 16

Tuesday 23 December 2014 20:48

Aw!! I would have made a point of letting the person im the wheelchair know you thought they were gorgeous. If only to male whoever was shouting at you feel like an ass.

gabagabaheyu 10

Tuesday 23 December 2014 21:24

did you defend yourself?

Compgeek1996 5

Tuesday 23 December 2014 21:30

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