By Rapunzel - 18/03/2012 20:02 - United States - Tucson

Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 122
You deserved it 3 071

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter...

bizarre_ftw 21

Learn how to pick locks, find someone at your school that knows how (there has to be at least one person), buy a pad lock to practice on, and soon that lock won't be a problem but a reason to smile and laugh silently whenever you look the man in the eye (and I use the term 'man' loosely, tiny dicked immature brainless child seems more appropriate if he's being such a paranoid ******)

Nickramos 0

Break the window if there is a fire

your moms 100% right. stay quit and cut the locks. don't remove them so it looks like there still there

geod69 8

Next time close them out when you're done

Just have Ron, Fred, and George break you out in their flying car ;)

adam_tajyar 10

He's not ur dad, so don't give a shit about what he thinks or does

Set their room on fire and everything in it

my friends stepdad built her room in the basement when she was little and they needed more room for their new kids upstairs, he painted her windows shut and gave her a hammer, he took it away when she got older now she a screw driver to peel away the paint if there is a fire or intrder