Miscellaneous: Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that...

By historyfreak_17 - 17/06/2012 07:11 - United States - Dearborn Heights

Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML

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By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By Pakundo - 17/01/2009 11:31 - France

Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

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Unnecessary

By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By sorrynotsorry - 19/08/2014 02:59 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML

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By mysea8679 - 12/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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Sunday 17 June 2012 12:21

You're beautiful just the way you are. Remind your mom that you have a magnificent ass. (I hope my "sensitive male" comments help me get laid;) )

ALlamaOnFire 20

Sunday 17 June 2012 12:16

Just stick to your beliefs and you'll get a guy who like you without the pushup bra:)

Comments

dellis44 7

Sunday 17 June 2012 14:13

us guys like false advertising.

yoursucklives 36

Sunday 17 June 2012 15:12

so you like it when you bring a girl home, take off her bra, and she suddenly doesn't have **** anymore?

42istheanswer 27

Sunday 17 June 2012 15:15

Only for checking girls out, but its usually those girls who are to shallow to hang out with. Besides don't you wanna know what your getting if you decide to take it past just checking her out

dellis44 7

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:25

I obviously meant for looking. If I'm actually interested, then I could care less.

saksxalmo 20

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:47

*couldn't care less

ThurnisHaleyG 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 14:22

I personally like small boobs, the huge ones scare me.

phatdaddy62 23

Sunday 17 June 2012 18:49

Yeaaa, I hate it when they slap me in the face. It's SO scary!

Rocky007 15

Sunday 17 June 2012 15:00

Listen to your mother. Life is about presentation and image.

krbrts88 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 15:19

Well I wear a push up bra... And I am not out looking for any attention it makes me feel good..most guys don't care... Especially if your bout to have sex they focused on what's between your legs

carilandaohyeah 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 15:26

Ydi for not having booobs.

greatdanen 6

Sunday 17 June 2012 15:36

all girls should have a mom like that. If you dislike you must have small saggy ****

lalop 1

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:27

Pfft this is a non issue! There are bigger problems in life that you can "take a stand" on. But hey, great post lol

130276 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:32

it's just a push up bra...not fake boobs. You're just taking what you have and making it look better, which is exactly what girls do with makeup. Maybe the mother said that because she was tired of her daughter bitching?

mimmeeshindo 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:54

I wear push up bras. I don't do it to attract men, because I'm a lesbian. I have E cup breasts, and wear push up bras so that my **** aren't sagging. It makes me feel good. It's not false advertising. It just gathers up what I have. And my "kitty" is very tight, thank you very much.