By Tori Pearson - 27/06/2011 04:21 - Canada

Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
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MtnDew32 0

Look on the bright side...you got internet access! **** everything else!

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KennKenn 0

Should call for help instead of posting this.

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ban_anaa 0

Nature:1 You:0 FYL.

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RandomPotato 0

I think it would be "Nature: 3 You: 0."

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emdee_7 0

Omg. if I see another "why are you on FML when you could be getting someone to save your life?" Most of you guys read FML DAILY. what do they all have in common? That they ALL start with "TODAY ,". That doesn't mean it happened >today< it means that's how ALL FMLS START !!!!!

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sxe_beast 11

But "three more days" is indicative of it being in the present like as in he's still experiencing this?!?!?!?!

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ambowew 7

Omg, emdee, shut the **** up. You're obviously new to FML if you can't even tell the difference between a serious poster and a ******* troll. Go out and get a root, if you're that angsty.

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blondebrunette11 4

seriosly, shut up...u can erase the "today" when u post fmls

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DocBastard 38

Alan, why do you always kill inane arguments so quickly? At least let them expose their ignorance a little bit more! Pwease??!

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illneedasaviour 0

31: Right, and I suppose people write "FML" at the end just for the heck of it.

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smeesha 4

aaaaand thank you for pointing out exactly what I was thinking!

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CareFace 16

Yet, if YOU read it, the FML exclaims "3 more days to go".

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taurus27 0

well if you have Internet, it can't ******* be that bad -.-

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tayybayybayyyy 4

oh i'm sure the OP was thinking "no food. no shelter. oh but it's okay we have Internet." think next time.

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mismonroe 0

And you don't have a vehicle to go get more food...?

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mismonroe 0

Guess I'm the only fatty worried about the food situation.

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F0xyTurtle 8

you have Internet access. why don't you use it to get help rather than posting your problems on FML?

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ThorneCrossed 9

camping is awful, I leave that shit to animals that aren't smart enough to make house like us, (most of them)

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effarve 2

best get to swimming son!

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rhpsfan9 10

I wouldn't wait three days; I'd get some help asap.

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finalyearsofhate 22

you're not a very good camper. I'd stick to a different hobby/vacation plan if I were you.

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