By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 11:54 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
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nixter5 18

Please don't tell me you used teeth.

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BIGmoney107 0

Don't get mad since you haven't even had your first time yet.

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mtull08 0

Nah, definitely a douche

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MeaganlovesFIR 3

You really ARE a douche.

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austinr1028 0

Hey bro, youre pretty cool. Youre like 15 years old, can you even able to drive a car yet?

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rhysfucker 24

Maybe he's recalling no-so-fond memories from his time as an altar boy...

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Torva_fml 16

Ah.... The good old days.......

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amanda_d95 9

14- but don't you think he'd say no or something?

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sugarandspice33 0

Maybe that's why he started crying in the middle of it...

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bitchslapped22 14

Are you that bad?

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DQEight 8

Was this before or after you had the transparent bather accident?

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momo1972 3

Hot, what do I need to do to get you to "rape" me?

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flockz 19

go to jail and sing justin bieber while grabbing your ankles in the shower.

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cmars3 7

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fatalhit2 0

Calm down. Have a sense of humor

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