Intimacy: Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards,...

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 11:54 - Australia

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 09:01 - New Zealand

Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2015 05:56 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML

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By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

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By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML

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No gods, no masters

By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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Nomnom

By wow babe - 19/11/2012 17:46 - United States - Arnold

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

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nixter5 18

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:09

Please don't tell me you used teeth.

clownphobia23 12

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:10

...What the heck?

Comments

stfu_bam 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:20

Poor guy, you must have brought back some painful memories.

alexturner19 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:21

He got the herp..

keepingitnasty 15

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:21

You just converted him to the other side...

perdix 29

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:22

You stroked his head for an hour? Hand job after ******** is an unusual choice -- maybe that is what frightened him.

BeefyQueef 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:30

Xxak907xX 0

Monday 12 December 2011 0:51

Win!

SuperBritty23 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:24

You're probably bad at giving head.

airthunder12 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 23:03

Are you good at it?

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:24

You must not have cupped the balls. ALWAYS cup the balls!!

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Monday 12 December 2011 0:58

My fiancé can't have you touch balls, balls are like a no go area for him, tis strange

amandavf1 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:25

Lol! This is funny. Pickles.

hopeless4life 2

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:26

just ask him why he did that he may or may not tell you but maybe it's ecause he had a bad memory of something so don't think u raped him cuz rape is when u do something the other doesn't want if he didn't want it u prolly wouldn't have web able to go down on him

Feklfekl2222 32

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:45

What does this say in English?

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:26

...you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons? Are you the same girl who wrote that letter? (If you don't know, Google it.) |the kid|

rachel_potter 13

Monday 12 December 2011 0:54

Translation: Just ask him why he did that, he may or may not tell you, but maybe it's because of a bad memory of something that has happened. So don't think you raped him because if he didn't want it, then you probably wouldn't have been able to do it in the first place

miZscrZee 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:29

OMGSH. U probably TORE up his d*ck with ur teeth!! It should be FYBFL! Poor him..

amanda_d95 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 22:49

What the ****?

SuperBritty23 7

Monday 12 December 2011 1:05

She already tried to "**** his life." Now he's scarred for life.

miZscrZee 0

Monday 12 December 2011 1:49

You don't get it?

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:29

Maybe he has suffered sex abuse as a child? Or has an overly religious family who makes enjoying sex a sin? He could have another gf on the side and feeling guilty from cheating?