By mrricecakes - 23/03/2012 05:55 - United States - Gilbert

Spicy
Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
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krsimir 0

Should have used charmen toilet paper, no little white pieces left behind

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frozenfreeze 5

They were the least of your problems?...Were there dragons and dead rats down there too?

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tiffylovesaubree 0

That must have been traumatizing to u. sounds to me that she needs to take a shower

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memecookie 0

I threw up 10 times last nite starting at 11:30! This ALMOST made that 11

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pinkpixie06 11

She may be a perfectly clean girl but that's just nasty. If she hadn't showered/bathed beforehand she should have declined!

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jerry9688 0

Thats gross lmaooo

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gustavo1271 2

Haha looks like she unleashed the kraken.

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drawmyhearton_fml 3

I threw up in my mouth a bit :X And the least of you problem??? I'm scared to know What the worst part is .__. Hope you'll talk to her about it and strongly encourage her to have a better hygiene >.<

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captainriz 1

and that's why girls should ALWAYS shave. makes everything so much cleaner.

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ReaganARoo 0

What happened?!?!

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righound 0

You know what they say..once you get past the smell you got er licked!!

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ManicGypsy 22

Kinda sad that those were the least of the problems. Wondering if blood was a problem in that one, lol.

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