By wtfjusthappened - 31/01/2014 15:29 - United States - Redmond

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Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
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Steffi3 40

Because obviously going down on someone doesn't count as cheating. Wait...

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selfsabotage 4

Wonder how her boyfriend would feel about his girlfriends "loyalty". Sucks to be you dude but if this is the girl of your dreams I would think you know enough about her to know she had a boyfriend.

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Kitsi 14

you don't get to violate and RAPE someone because of blue balls, asshole. The only reason for rape is the disgusting vile animal who commits the rape. The end. it doesn't matter if you are already balls deep..if she says she's done, she is ******* done. IT is HER body, not the man's by default because he has a dick. Grow up...

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marramrammar 2

In that case tell her to return the favor, so that she won't feel guilty of cheating!

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djbeach99 2

That really sucks but hey let's just be glad you weren't the guy she "wasn't" cheating on.

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pete9913 23

Well at least you got to go down on her. That's better than just hoping forever

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brokenperfectnes 15

Then she shouldn't have done that. You deserve better OP!

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NodakN8V 25

Seems legit almost like saying "it was in a different zip code so it's not cheating" I don't think a public toilet should be the one of your dreams. Keep it moving OP.

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eRapper69 10

Technically she already cheated. She just didn't wanna ****. That blows bro

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