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By bham boy - 20/04/2011 08:10

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML

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By Zanna - 23/03/2017 12:00

Today, a job candidate I was interviewing took a drink of water, and let it dribble down her chin and shirt while making fixed eye contact with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 15:25 - United States

Today, I had a job interview with a man that I got drunk with at a bar on Saturday night. He spent an hour telling me things I did that I don't even remember. FML

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Boozy

By hhhhhhh - 21/04/2022 12:00

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. Things were going well, the lady was about to offer me the job, but then I got the hiccups. She immediately changed her tone and said, “Yeah, I think we’re done here. Next time, don’t show up to a job interview drunk.” I had no alcohol in my system. FML

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Honest

By Anonymous - 04/09/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview that I really wanted to nail. Everything was great until the interviewer asked me why I left my last job. I meant to say, "I felt it was time for a new challenge," but instead I said, "I felt tired of pretending to care." The look on their face was priceless. Needless to say, but I don't think I'll get the job. FML

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By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 10:19

Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML

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Double take

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 02:00

Today, I walked into a job interview, then turned round and walked back out again. The interviewer was a one-night stand that ended very badly months ago, and she remembered me. I could see in her face the interview was pointless, so instead of grovelling I went to the pub to drown my sorrows. FML

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Am I hired?

By KLM - 14/08/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML

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By Cup_of___ - 26/11/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML

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Riveting

By Kebabjoon - 29/04/2011 11:36 - Spain

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

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SayItNicely 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:06

Did you get it?

lazerdude07 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:07

you should have asked for some milk straight from the breast

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yourlifesucks24 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:20

**** interview ?

cherrybitches 6

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:26

y is this a fml

perdix 29

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:35

If you were in Wisconsin, the interview would be over and you'd be given the job on the spot! America's Dairyland is not just a license plate slogan, it's a way of life!

CooLbEAnS1096 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 16:14

I can confirm that...

james2323 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:53

win :)

daybowbow 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:52

Are you the long lost McPoyle triplet?

mandypandypants 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 16:41

Its gotta be warm milk.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:53

Huh... You are definitely a weird one OP. Lol

LaLaChelseyy 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 14:08

it's 4/20 , that explains everything .

xwestupx 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 14:10

lmao oreos

Monkeyone 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 14:22

Milk is gross.

iluvhobos 5

Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:58

Indeed! milk's nasty on it's own, especially whole milk DX

hmna 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 14:27

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." MLIA

Tatertotz515 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 14:30

Ummmmmm what.........????????????

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Today, my mom yelled at me in the store so loudly and for so long, a crowd began to form. The reason? I didn’t know how much milk we had left at home. I don’t drink milk. FML

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Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML

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Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

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