By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
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anniemeece 23

Why on earth would he do that? D:

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JJ88 0

Little kids are dicks today, I blame mtv and disney. You should have said something that would have sent him crying lol

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tyler8775 4

I'm sorry but that's just hilarious

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SkoomaKi 27

Did you piss the kid off or something?

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Narelon 12

I would have stabbed the little shit with a frying pan.

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cinnamondemon 8

You obviously did something for him to do that. Since we don't have enough info, I can't vote FYL or YDI

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derpy_batman 4

Kids these days...

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breaking6883 17

I'm allergic to all nuts :'( I feel your pain. My brother does that to me everyday.

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DEATHLORD_fml 16

There are these little things you can buy called throwing knives, you know.

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